If you're here there's two reasons for it, I bet. You're curious, or you're looking for my fan fiction. If the reason is the former, there's not a heck of a lot to see here. If your reason is the latter, you'll, er, have to wait a little bit for me to get myself organised.

The plan: To post all the things I have written (and links, if that is ( Read more... )

Title: hymn to the tune of a dirge: Act Three
Characters/Parings: Canada, America, Korea, Ukraine, and Poland. Poland/Ukraine and Canada/Ukraine do appear.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence, blood, depressing ending, and a penis joke.
Summary: Hetalia, meet Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Note: Act One | Act Two

( Act Three )

Title: hymn to the tune of a dirge: Act Two
Characters/Parings: Canada, America, Korea, Ukraine, and Poland. Poland/Ukraine and Canada/Ukraine do appear.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence, blood, depressing ending, and a penis joke.
Summary: Hetalia, meet Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Note: Act One | Act Three

( Act Two )

Title: hymn to the tune of a dirge: Act One
Characters/Parings: Canada, America, Korea, Ukraine, and Poland. Poland/Ukraine and Canada/Ukraine do appear.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence, blood, depressing ending, and a penis joke.
Summary: Hetalia, meet Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Note: Act Two | Act Three

( Act One )

Title: Welcome to Marshmallow Hell
Characters/Parings: Mostly Canada, fem!America, and Ukraine, with appearances from England, France, Rwanda, Russia, Hungary, Prussia, Australia, Moldova, and Bermuda. In an absurdly short fic.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Boobs! Really, this is getting to be a bad habit of mine.
Summary: Canada gets a little love from some ( Read more... )

Title: Tension and Release
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Canada/Ukraine, with some background clutter from America and Russia.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Sex, use of guns
Summary: "Ukraine welcomes Canada’s engagement in taking advantage of facilities of the International Peacemaking and Safety Center at the Yavoriv ground firing range in Ukraine*" idk ( Read more... )

Title: Scientology, Meet Your Match: France
Characters/Parings: France, Scientology, America, Canada, lots of others mentioned, including more OC!religion-tans.
Rating: PG
Warnings: General content
Summary: France declared Scientology a dangerous cult in 2000, and things get worse.
Notes: I want to make this extremely clear: I have no problems with ( Read more... )

Title: The House on Pooh Corner
Characters/Parings: Canada, England, Newfoundland, Australia, pre-canon New Zealand, South Africa. Canada --> England.
Rating: G
Warnings: OCs and copious amounts of cute?
Summary: When Canada realised he was in love with England, with the Statute of Westminster (1931), Dominions, and Winnie-the-Pooh thrown in for good ( Read more... )

Title: 0-4% Arable Land
Characters/Parings: fem!Canada, fem!America, New Zealand, Jamaica, Australia, South Africa, Rwanda, and Tanzania.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Lots and lots of talk about breasts.
Summary: Canada actually has itty-bitty A-cups, and her sister America finds out at a Commonwealth of Nations party.

( Two of my guilty pleasures; Commonwealth OCs and boob jokes. )

Title: What You Are in the Dark
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Canada/Ukraine
Rating: NC-17.  
Warning: Explicit sex. Lots of explicit sex. Strange attempts at being metaphorical.
Summary: The sort-of promised semi-sequel to Who Has Seen the Wind?, this time with names actually used during the scene. Basically, sex.

( ...so they must supersaturate everything they do with affection. )